Pervert update

Unsettlingly, very few of you have shown your concern regarding how it's been going with the man that likes to come and show me his penis. Well, I can calm you all down and tell you that he hasn't shown his face (or anything else, for that matter) in two months. Not since I told him that if he ever came back I'd cut his d**k off with a lazy rusty razor.

Ok. Well. That's not exactly what I said. Far from it actually. But I wish! Maybe that would make him think twice about coming back. Or sending me his disciples!!! Gahh this is the worst part...

It seems like he's told his pervert friends where they can go because I got a visit from another one!!!!!!!! He used the same procedure as the first one, trying on women's clothes and requesting my attention but this time I knew what was up and pressed my 'panic button' so Vicente ran up the stairs and kept me company 'til the creep left voluntarily. WTF is going on?? I hate getting worried everytime a man enters the shop. That's just not right.